The New Teacher
A young student picks up the chalk and the grading book, she says to the class, "I'm your new teacher."
"You wait until the teacher comes back," scolds the principal, "Don't do this to your teacher, he's planned the year so well."
"I know," says the student, "I can follow the plans."
When the teacher comes back, he's got pencils and blank notebooks. As he slips into a seat in the front row and says, "Hi teacher and principal, I'm ready to learn."